March 2012
friend: OMG I can't believe he rejected me! why am I such a hopeless romantic?!
me: one time a snack machine rejected my dollar and I was really hungry
When someone takes the last slice of pizza at...
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting to see if...
I feel like I go through such intense phases with...
First, I’m obsessed with Harry, completely hardcore:
But then, I’m like, “No, don’t be silly, you love Louis for his humor”:
But then I’m all, “Meh, but Niall’s randomness is so adorable”:
THEN, my love for Disney takes over and I’m all, “Liam should father my children”:
And then I see a picture of Zayn on my dash, and my ovaries take over:
And then I always come to a conclusion...
February 2012
Virtual group hug with Zayn, reblog if you want to...
heckyeahzaynmalik:
Watchhumourismyescape:
hollysaysrawrr:
j3sustits:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT
Omg, I just choked on my water.
AHAHAHHAHHAAOHSHIT.
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
WatchOH MY GOD
Friend: do you miss him?
Me: everyday, worst part is he wouldn't even care if he knew
